Excuse me if I'm staring,
But are your kids teeth missing too?
We're considering the option,
But there's so much to think through.
Excuse me for eaves dropping,
Did you say gluten free?
In a world of food allergies
That sounds heavenly to me!
Excuse me for asking,
But is your two year old still nursing?
Because In a day in age like this
It's as condemnable as cursing.
Excuse me for approaching you,
But is your toddler in a wrap?
It's nice to see an attached mother
Without her kid stuck on a strap.
Excuse me for repeating you
But did you say you DIDN'T hit?
It's wonderful that you have patience
When your child throws a fit.
Excuse for being nosey,
Is she still in our bed?
It's nice to have a united place
For you all to rest your head!
Excuse me for the questions,
But can we please meet again?
I don't want to seem intrusive,
But I could really use a friend.
